The following is not intended to offend fans of tennis, basketball,
football or baseball. It is, rather, an attempt to put everything
in its proper perspective...
Ever
wonder why golf is growing in popularity and why people who don't
even play go to tournaments or watch it on TV?
The following truisms may shed some light:
Golf is an
honorable game, with the overwhelming majority of players being
honorable people who don't need referees.
Golfers don't
have some of their players in jail every week.
Golfers don't
kick dirt on, or throw bottles at, other people.
Professional
golfers are paid in direct proportion to how well they play.
Golfers don't
get per diem and two seats on a charter flight when they travel
between tournaments.
Golfers don't
hold out for more money, or demand new contracts, because of another
player's deal.
Professional
golfers don't demand that the taxpayers pay for the courses on
which they play.
When golfers
make a mistake, nobody is there to cover for them or back them.
The PGA raises more money for charity in 1 year than the NFL does
in 2.
You can watch
the best golfers in the world up close, at any tournament, including
the majors, all day every day for $25 or $30. The cost for even
a nosebleed seat at the Super Bowl costs around $300 or more,
unless you buy it from scalpers, in which case it's $1,000+.
You can bring
a picnic lunch to the tournament golf course, watch the best in
the world, and not spend a small fortune on food and drink. Try
that at one of the taxpayer funded baseball or football stadiums.
If you bring a soft drink into a ballpark, they'll give you two
options -- get rid of it or leave.
In golf you
cannot fail 70% of the time and make $9 million a season, like
the best baseball hitters (300 batting average) do.
Golf doesn't
change its rules to attract fans.
Golfers have
to adapt to an entirely new playing area each week.
Golfers keep
their clothes on while they are being interviewed.
Golf doesn't
have free agency.
In their prime,
Palmer, Norman, and other stars, would shake your hand and say
they were happy to meet you. In his prime, Jose
Canseco wore T-shirts that read "Leave Me Alone."
You can hear
birds chirping on the golf course during a tournament.
At a golf
tournament, (unlike at taxpayer-funded sports stadiums and arenas)
you won't hear a steady stream of four letter words and nasty
name-calling while you're hoping that no one spills beer on you.
Tiger hits
a golf ball over twice as far as Barry Bonds hits a baseball.
Golf courses
don't ruin the neighborhood.
And Finally:
Here's a little
slice of golf history that you might enjoy.
Why do golf
courses have 18 holes - not 20, or 10, or an even dozen?
During a discussion
among the club's membership board at St. Andrews in 1858, a senior
member pointed out that it takes exactly 18 shots to polish off
a fifth of Scotch. By limiting himself to only one shot of Scotch
per hole, the Scot figured a round of golf was finished when the
Scotch ran out.
Now you know.
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